It's always been my personal belief that the biggest dickheads you meet come into your life for a reason, to teach you something and that lesson is never just that they are an asshole. Ha. I've been wrestling with this one for a good long while now because I really am trying to grow here. You know. As a person ( Read more... )

Damn you White Grape Vodka, you traitorous, treacherous bitch ( Read more... )

Fuck, what an insanely busy week. I'm a GUBBERMENT WORKER dammit. I should be sitting here annoying you with hourly useless posts just to pass the time. I can't believe I haven't had time to post all week ( Read more... )

Ahh, Happy Friday ( Read more... )

So last night the phone rang. Fratboy had all of 5 free seconds available during a crazy shift and he used them to call and tell me he missed me. Filled with all the squish in the world I crawled back into bed with the boys, where I had been trying (rather unsuccessfully) to convince them that thunderstorms are cool not scary. Fitzy ( Read more... )

Did not get off to a promising start. Between Fratboy having a brain fart for breakfast and telling Twisty G we weren't going with him to Grammy's and the huge thunderstorm the kids spent a good hour clinging to my leg and weeping. I seriously doubted whether we'd be able to get away for a bit there. But then the Grandparentals swooped in with ( Read more... )

Been staying away from the Intarwebs lately because really? If I have to see any more weeping tributes to that dirty dead child molester my head might blow clean off. Fine, he had a couple of cool songs 25 years ago. And? Since then he flew off to Planet Weird and made a career out of dodging child abuse accusations, acting like a retard and ( Read more... )

Lord cop parties are a giant snoozefest. Sorry Fratboy. It's not them. It's me. I just happen to hate Them. Them being most People, most People being as interesting as dryer lint to me. I boggle at people like Poland and Fratboy who can make the world fall in love with their smiles. Or something. I'm sure life is likely infinitely more fun ( Read more... )

And then there are the days when you just feel so very small, and all the hand-holding squish in the world doesn't seem to make a dent in it ( Read more... )

Always a Patriot I was happy to do my part:


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